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I'm guest blogging today at The Lipstick Chronicles - a very entertaining and smart blog by a group of women writers.

If you want to see what I have to say today, follow the link in the above paragraph. I might post it here tomorrow - since they asked me to be a guest blogger, they get first crack at it - if you can wait that long.

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Bipasha Basu will be next seen in the Bollywood films 'Pankh' and 'Lamha'.

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Namitha is one of most popular actresses in the South film industry.

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Pooja Mishra has done many ad campaigns and has also walked the ramp at fashion shows.

danny boy.

Christmas has come early at Unwell Towers with the arrival of one of the best cross-dressing/Nazi comedies ever thru' my letterbox.

Whilst my dear old Granddad introduced me to the joys of Saturday night B & W horror double bills as a child it was my Nan (she of Cannibal Ferox and not murdering wee boys fame) who opened (some would say poisoned) my young mind to the joys of Dick Emery, Norman Wisdom, Lord Bruce of Forsyth and the fantastic Danny La Rue.

You see, in her younger days she worked at the local theatre cum 'entertainment' club and would often chat away to these Gods of British comedy whilst selling fags in a strange hat.

Which as a small child made summer trips to Blackpool interesting as you'd never guess who'd accost her in the street next.

One day it'd be Tarbie the next 'Mad' Max Bygraves.

Tho' I feel I must confess that none of them ever gave me sweets or commented on my kissy lips.

Bastards.

And you wonder why I grew up the way I did?

Our Miss Fred (AKA Beyond The Call of Duty, Operation: Fred. 1972).
Dir: Bob Kellett
Cast: Danny La Rue, Alfred Marks, Lance Percival, Lally Bowers, Frances de la Tour, Walter Gotell, Jenny Twigge, Frank Thornton, Cyril Shaps and Barrie Gosney.

"You're all woman and something more!"
"You're right!"

Pretty of mouth and slender of hip Thespian Fred Wimbush (the worlds greatest female impersonator and my real Dad La Rue) is busy preparing what will undoubtedly be the greatest ever performance of Hamlet for the British publics viewing pleasure but, as is always the case in these situations, those pesky Germans decide to start the Second World War forcing our hero to do the right thing and join the army as a manly (albeit grease covered) mechanic type.

Your Granddad did. Twice.

Although Fred enjoys his oil covered antics, banging his tool and cracking his nuts all day, he misses the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd so decides to join one of the army's stage troupes.

Unfortunately the only place left is that of a female impersonator.

What are the chances?

Swallowing his pride (and tucking his ample tackle between his smooth thighs) Fred throws himself wholeheartedly into the role and soon finds himself shipped off to France to 'entertain' the troops.

Everything is going swimmingly until one night, halfway thru' Fred's rousing melody of Cher hits a squad of Jew hating, minority exterminating (yet incredibly well dressed) Nazis burst in and take every single one of the soldiers prisoner.

Everyone that is except Fred.

You see, his drag act is so convincing that the Germans have mistaken him for a real woman!

Seizing his chance, Fred totters out of the theatre in an attempt to evade capture (and possibly a severe arse shagging) by the nasty Nazi's and get back to dear old Blighty before his true gender is discovered and he's shot as a spy.

And then arse shagged.

"The gas bill's HOW much?"

Dodging horny, garlic eating Frenchmen and randy, sausage guzzling German soldiers along the way, Fred finally joins forces with two upper crust English schoolteachers, Miss Flodden (Harry Worth sidekick Bowers) and Miss Lockhart (Rising Damps Ms. Jones, the horse faced yet vaguely erotic de la Tour) plus their group of sex starved schoolgirls (none of whom are under 25) stuck in Paris after a trip to the Louvre.

Or something.

Comme quoi se sent-il pour
être merde dans la bouche?"

This causes even more problems for poor Fred, you see even tho' he's camp as pants with scary blue rinsed man-gran hair he is, in fact the most heterosexual man on the planet and can barely control his almost John Leslie-like urges and stop himself from jumping on the schoolies, ripping off their flimsy white cotton shirts before cupping their smooth, budding breasts and knobbing them senseless.

Especially as the script has then continuously bending over and exposing their huge blue pants and formidable 1970's arses.

Which I'll admit had me fairly aroused but Danny La Rue?

Sometimes you just find it impossible to suspend your disbelief.

Somewhere to leave your Grifter.

Suddenly veering from trannie-based action movie to tragically camp holiday sightseeing film with endless scenes of Fred and co. travelling thru war torn France on a lorry singing the classic schoolyard (well, it was if you attended Hogwarts like me) ditty Hitler Has Only Got One Ball, the pace suddenly picks up with the introduction of Fred's nemesis, the evil, Gerbil cheeked General Brincker (Brit Teevee stalwart Marks) who (not too surprisingly) falls for Fred's ample charms (and curvy buttocks) and invites our hero to join him for a romantic dinner in a scene so great that it was copied (sorry, homaged) in the criminally underrated 2001 Stefan Ruzowitzky movie All The Queen's Men.

Only this time the pairing was of a tarted up Matt LeBlanc (who actually looked hot as fuck) and the world's sexiest man, Dame Udo of Kier, dressed to the nines in a gorgeous white SS uniform.

My pants have never recovered.

But I digress.

"Believe us, you wouldn't survive the titwank!"

Discovering that the have a transvestite and a group of young girls trapped behind enemy lines (and needing a way to steer the movie to a climax that doesn't involve Fred being forced to fellate a Luger whilst a trouser-less and scarily aroused General Brincker orders his troops to violently deflower the defenceless schoolgirls), the British Army have no choice but to send their best man in to rescue them.

Enter (roughly from behind obviously) the Rat-faced upper crust air force officer Colonel Smallpiece (Percival) who, knowing Fred's true identity (if not his sexuality) rushes over to France to save his friend and hopefully score some underage tail for himself in the process.

But will he get to Fred before General Brincker discovers the truth?

What your Gran did during the War.

Written specifically as a vehicle to launch top Teevee 'comic in a frock' Danny La Rue onto the big screen (his only other movie role was in the Freddie and The Dreamers fiasco Every Day's A Holiday), Our Miss Fred is a gentle enough comedy that's as harmless as it is inconsequential.

At the time criticised due to the problem of tailoring an entire script around a man whose talent was the very theatre friendly art of female impersonation, La Rue does a good enough job of holding his own whilst the dependable Teevee friendly cast fire a volley of sub Talbot Rothwell Carry On gags at all and sundry.

Plus good old Danny has a stunning set of pins that even the most hetero of man would be hard pushed not to want to ski down.

And you can't say fairer that that.

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Plastic Surgery Tax Revisited

I am sure you heard last week that the Senate is once again trying to pass a "5% plastic surgery tax". We did a blog entry this summer on the same topic and based on what is being proposed now our stance remains the same. In my opinion this becomes an issue that is discriminatory against woman, because 90% of plastic surgery patients are women. I find that in Dr. Walden's office most of the woman we see that are seeking plastic surgery are middle class hard working women from 20-50 years of age. Plastic surgery is no longer a service that is just for the uber-wealthy. Most patients save for a long time to get the amount of money needed for their procedure. They are well researched, well informed, and ready to achieve their ultimate goal of surgery. The argument is always the same.....what is another 5% when you are already paying thousands?? I'll tell you....another thousand dollars is a BIG deal to most people and could make the difference between having and not having an elective surgery. Another important thing to consider is with all the popularity of "overseas plastic surgery", there will be a huge surge in this trend and essentially take away business revenue from the United States as people flee to other countries to save money. This will only decrease the quality of medical care Americans will get as other countries do not adhere to the same medical standards the United States follows.

Dr. Walden was recently on Fox News' Neil Cavuto show this week discussing this hot topic. This is one interview you don't want to miss!!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!!

DANICA PATRICK

Danica Sue Patrick (March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) is an American driver who currently competes in the IndyCar Series where he was named Rookie of the Year in the 2005 season and in May 2006 she published her autobiography, Danica: Crossing the Line. In April 2008 she became the first woman to win an IndyCar race when she won the victory at the Twin Ring Motegi oval in 2008.

Patrick started racing in karting in 1992, where he won several national championships. [2] At age 16 he moved to England to advance her racing career. where he participated in Formula Ford and Formula Vauxhall, coming second in the Formula Ford Festival Britain's best result for a woman.

In 2002 Patrick started racing for Bobby Rahal in the United States, after several races in the Barber Pro Series, in the Formula Atlantic in Rahal Letterman Racing, where he won one pole and scored several podium finishes but failed to gain a race finishing third in the championship.

After the 2004 season in the Barber Pro Series was officially announced that Patrick would participate in the 2005 season of the IndyCar Series. On 29 May 2005, became the fourth woman to participate in the Indianapolis 500, following Janet Guthrie, Lyn St. James and Sarah Fisher. After practice one month faster (229.880 mph/369, 95,599,872 km / h) during the morning the first day of qualifying, she made a mistake on his qualifying lap, failing in their attempt to capture the pole position, which Tony Kanaan won.

But Patrick's fourth place was the best ranking for a woman in the Indianapolis 500. He also became the first woman to lead this race. But after committing crucial mistakes, finished the race in fourth place, the same position you started with.

In the race, Patrick's car was damaged in an accident involving three other drivers, having to make an extra stop. When the leaders came to pit on lap 172, Patrick became the first position, the eventual race winner and champion of the 2005 season the forward Dan Wheldon on lap 194 in which it was forced to slow to conserve fuel. He was later advanced by Bryan Herta and Vitor Meira. But Patrick's fourth was the best result obtained by a woman in Indy 500, improving the record of Janet Guthrie who came ninth in 1978.

On 2 July 2005, Patrick got his first pole position racing for Rahal Letterman Racing at Kansas, becoming the second woman to achieve a pole since Sarah Fisher in 2002. On August 13, claimed his second pole at Kentucky Speedway, and later won a third at Chicagoland tying Tomas Scheckter's record for most poles in a season for a rookie. He finished the 2005 season of the IndyCar Series, in 12th place with 325 points, winning the rookie of the year.

Patrick competed in the 2006 season of the Indy Car Series. In the first race of the season at Homestead, was ranked third behind Hélio Castroneves and Sam Hornish Jr.. In the Indianapolis 500, Patrick started the race eighth coming in the same position.

Then came fourth at Nashville and Milwaukee Mile in tying his best race results. In Michigan, his car ran out of gas three laps from the end coming seventeenth. Sears Point in Kentucky and finished eighth.

In his final race at Chicagoland Rahal Letterman Racing, Patrick finished twelfth finishing ninth in the final standings.

In November, the March of Dimes awarded him the athlete of the year for their dedication and success.

On 25 July 2006, Patrick announced she had signed a contract to compete with Andretti Green Racing, replacing Bryan Herta in 2007.

On March 24 in his first race with Andretti Green Racing at Homestead finished fourteenth after hitting the wall on lap 154. Subsequently finished eighth in St. Petersburg, 11th at Motegi and 7th in Kansas.

In the Indianapolis 500, Patrick finished eighth in the race reached second place. Later in Milwaukee, had a bad qualifying but managed to reach the fifth before hitting Dan Wheldon. Patrick managed to stay in the race but due to his car suffered severe shock aerodynamic finishing in eighth place.

Later in Texas led most of the race but failed to win finishing third to less than a second behind the winner Sam Hornish Jr., winning his first podium.

Later in Iowa was involved in multiple collisions finishing thirteenth in the next race at Richmond finished sixth, then finished eleventh in Watkins Glen, and then earned his second podium finishing third in Nashville, then at Mid-Ohio finished fifth.

After retiring he had bad results in Michigan and Kentucky, their lot would improve in Hammond where he finished sixth. In Detroit, Patrick started the race in eleventh position involved in two accidents that could leave unharmed. On the final lap when he was in fifth position, Buddy Rice, Scott Dixon and Dario Franchitti were involved in an accident. Patrick was able to avoid a collision with any of them and finished second.

In the last race of the season at Chicagoland Speedway, Patrick was in sixth place seven laps to go but due to an additional pit stop finished eleventh.

In the 2007 season three podiums Patrick finished seventh in the drivers' championship with 424 points to improve its position in the 2006 season.

In the first race of 2008 Patrick came in sixth at Homestead followed by a sixth place in St. Petersburg. On 20 April 2008, Patrick became the first woman to win a race in the IndyCar Series after winning the 300 miles from Japan at Twin Ring Motegi oval. Patrick finished 5.8594 seconds ahead of Helio Castroneves, who had led the race from the first round and lost the lead on lap 198 of 200.

In one of his interviews, Patrick said: "Finally ... after so long," said Patrick. "It was a race with a strategic use of fuel, but my team did a perfect job. I knew I had the same strategy as Helio and when I stepped forward to lead the race, I could not believe this is fabulous.

Later in Kansas Speedway was forced to retire due to mechanical problems on 25 May during the Indianapolis 500 was withdrawn due to a collision on pit lane with Ryan Briscoe.

Later Patrick finished ninth in Milwaukee and tenth in Texas, both races ended under yellow flag conditions. In Iowa and Richmond finished in sixth place. Patrick finished the 2008 season in sixth position again improved from last season. Patrick is one of the team's reserve driver for the United States of A1 Grand Prix of the season 2008-2009.

In the first 3 races gets abandoned, 4th and 5th respectively, later in the Indianapolis 500 is 3rd (with 35 points) improved the 4th place achieved in 2005.

Later in Milwaukee and Texas finished 5th and 6th respectively, ranking the 5th place in the drivers' championship.

In Toronto, had an excellent run finishing in 6th place, starting from position 18, Patrick finished 5th place in the drivers' championship remains the best result obtained so far.

monkey trouble.

Nuff said.

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I'm running the gauntlet with this seeing as my birthday's gonna be fancy dress but I couldn't resist.

"By the power of Gayskull!"

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